I encountered these people all on the way to the cafeteria to get my lunch before going to work.

To the girl in front of me on the escalator with the white coat and brown curly hair. Move your ass to one side so I can walk past you, I can't tell you how impatient I get when I'm trying to get somewhere faster and my progress is stopped dead when you just stand there in the middle of the escalator.

To the guy on the elevator with the orange Caesar haircut...you are not cool. I do not know you but you rub me the wrong way. Maybe it was the way you talked or the way you sprawled yourself out in the elevator with me in the back right corner that revealed your personality.

To the girl in the cafeteria with the tight pants and wavy blond hair who got soup...thank you. I hope you get told regularly about how beautiful you look.

I'm always looking. I'm always thinking. Concentrating. Searching.

On the note about tight pants girl, it reminds me of the new movie coming out called "She's Out of My League." I hate that I'm going to end up seeing that movie. I don't want to believe in a story that has an average Joe falling on the chance of meeting a model that actually chases him. It just doesn't happen...at least to me.

UPDATE:
To the girl sitting on the Southbound red line train, close your mouth when you eat. You disgust me.

UPDATE UPDATE:
To the girl who sat next to me on the way back from work  with electric blue eyes, I almost wish we had sat across from each other so I could have stared into them longer. I hope you liked my music selection, I tipped my iPod so you could see what I was listening to. I know we passed Zappa, Sinatra, Zeppelin, and Motion City just so I could find the right song that could get my message across, "This Magic Moment," by Jay and the Americans. Love it.

To the girl who I mouthed "fucking bitch" to in the Student Center, it wasn't you I was saying it to, it was the ice machine that didn't have any ice (and as you all know I love my ice); you just unfortunately turned to look at me at the same time I had turned away from the ice machine, and we made just enough eye contact for me to get that entire phrase out. I apologize.

It's amazing what you encounter on a regular basis.